Playing Around (interactive)

Please participate if you like. I love a good joke. Include your initials or a nick-name so I can credit your suggestion.

Just make sure your suggestions are in good humor, and not too, too tasteless. Thanks.

Things Never To Name a Heroine

• Hepsibah - E.D.
• Blanche - E.D.
• Gertrude - L.S.
• Clothilde - J.M.
• Boopsie - J.M.
• Moon Unit - J.M.
• Inez - C.F.

Things Never to Name a Hero

• Egbert - E.D.
• Adolph - E.D.
• Fido - E.D.
• Jesus - J.M.
• Bubba-Bo Bob - J.M.
• Arthur - C.F.

Pet Names the Hero Should Not Call the Heroine

• Schnookalidookums - E.D.
• Lollipop - E.D.
• Whats-her-name - E.D.
• She Who Must Be Obeyed - J.M.
• Thunder Thighs - J.M.
• My Little Egg McMuffin of Love - J.M.
• Wideload - C.F.

ROMANTIC SET-UPS THAT SHOULD NEVER BE USED

• How did she find such a sexy orthodontist? And what kind of gas was that he gave her? - E.D.
• Could she love the man who killed the guy who worked at the hot dog stand where she sometimes ate, but not usually? - E.D.
• Though he was technically dead... - E.D.

LINES YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE IN A ROMANCE NOVEL

• I have something to tell you., my love, but before I do, Mr. Springer needs to take a commercial break. - E.D.
• I yearn for you. I ache for you. You remind me so much of my mother. - E.D.
• Woah! Are those real? - J.M.

HORRIBLE IDEAS FOR ROMANCE NOVEL SETTINGS

• Prison - E.D.
• In the Sewer lines - E.D.
• A Nursing Home - C.F.

TERRIBLE ENDINGS

• My God, said he, Is that really your sister? - E.D.
• Off they rode into the sunset, deeper and deeper and deeper toward the sunset. Unfortunately, they were on a flying chariot and didn't manage to stop before they burned to a crisp. - E.D.
• Well, I guess this whole romance was just a big, long mistake! A year of my life I'll never get back! Good-bye! - E.D.
• Suddenly she was seized by a horrible doubt. Just which twin had she married? - J.M.

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